LCW Showdown Television Results 06.06.07

Showdown (June 6, 2007) live from the Arizona Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix, AZ.

LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out with The Entourage (LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff, LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham, and LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard with Baby Doll) and several lawyers and called out the LCW Board of Directors. Bruno Sammartino came out as a representative of the Board of Directors. Calaway said he didn't want The Rock in LCW and presented Sammartino with a legal document. Calaway said, "That document basically says that while the Board of Directors are a controlling body in Legends Championship Wrestling, I am still in charge and the Chairman of the Board. And as the Chairman of the Board, I can fire or hire any wrestlers without approval of the Board of Directors as long as it's not a clear case of abuse of power. I can also fine and suspend any wrestlers without approval from the Board of Directors. And I can also ban any person or persons from any arena that LCW appears in for any amount of time. Therefore, as you can see in that document Mr. Sammartino, I have opted to have The Rock banned from any arena that LCW is appearing in. And The Rock is banned…for life! Also, he can't appear until he is hired or given a signed contract. And since I'm not going to be hiring him and if you hire him I'm just going to fire him, The Rock won't be appearing in Legends Championship Wrestling anytime soon." Calaway then left with the Entourage and his lawyers.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Showdown and reminded everyone that Playboy Founder and Editor-in-Chief Hugh Heffner would appear via satellite later in the night to announce which of the LCW ladies he had chosen to appear in Playboy.

Harley Race came out and showed the chilling footage of LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff powerboming Big Van Vader on the asphalt in the parking lot last week on Showdown. Race said, "Let me tell you something, Koloff. I was already seven-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion before you were ever thinking of stepping into this ring. You want to take Big Van Vader out? Why don't you try to take me out?" LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff came out, but LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out and stopped him from going to the ring. Calaway said, "Race, this isn't how we do things, old man. You want to get in the ring with the champion, you're going to have to earn it. So go to the back and if you can find someone stupid enough to want to get in the ring with you, because I know you're a tough guy and so does everybody else in the back, and if you can beat that person then I might just let you get in the ring with the champion." Calaway and Koloff left as Race headed up the ramp as the show went to commercial.

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LCW Television Champion Ted DiBiase (with Virgil) defeated Marty Jannetty in 3:56 by knockout with the Million Dollar Dream. After the match, DiBiase refused to release the Million Dollar Dream. Koko B. Ware came out and attacked DiBiase and dropkicked him out of the ring. An angry DiBiase yelled at Virgil after he realized he left his title belt in the ring. DiBiase sent Virgil into the ring to get the title, but Ware dropkicked him off the ring apron when he tried to get into the ring. Ware picked up the title belt and looked at it for a moment, before throwing it at DiBiase's feet outside the ring.

In the back, Jack Brisco approached Harley Race and said he'd have a match with Race that the fans wouldn't soon forget. Brisco said, "Let's show those young punks that these two old dogs can still go." Race said, "No, let's show them how it should be done." Brisco and Race shook hands as the show went to commercial.

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"Real American" began to play as several midgets, dressed like Hulk Hogan, danced to the ring as red and yellow confetti fell from the rafters. Stone Cold Steve Austin's music played and he made his way to the ring. Once in the ring, Ausitn said, "What? Did you think this was going to be some kind of somber occasion? Let me tell you something right now, Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't do somber. I do girls, whooping ass, and beer bashes. Now, why midgets you ask. Because midgets are damn funny, that's why." One of the midgets tugged on Austin's pant leg and said, "We prefer to be called little people." Austin looked down at the midget and said, "And I'd prefer to whoop you're little ass, but you're too damn small for me to hit with the Stunner. So if you don't want me to punt you to the back like a football, I suggest you just keep your damn mouth shut." The audience laughed and exploded as Austin continued, "As I was saying before I was interrupted by mini-Hulk, I don't do sad things. I'm a fun guy." The audience began to chant, "What?!" Austin continued, "I said I'm a fun guy. 'What?!' I like to do fun things. 'What?!' I'm a wild and crazy guy. 'What?!' What I'm saying is that this is all for fun. I'm just letting off a little steam because mark my words, Hogan, the Stone Cold Steve Austin that you see at SuperClash is going to be unlike any Stone Cold Steve Austin you've ever seen before. After tonight, the fuel tank that is my beer belly is going to start filling and I'm going to fill it to the bring and that beer belly is going to become the fuel tank for the biggest whoop ass machine that has ever been unleashed. Hogan, stay at home, I don't care, but know this, in four weeks, your life as you know it, is going to come to an end." Bobby Heenan came out and pensively got into the ring with Austin and said, "This isn't funny. If you want to be funny, go back and work for Vince McMahon. If you want to be a wrestler, shut up and wait for SuperClash when Hulk Hogan kicks your ass!" Austin said, "What if Hulk Hogan were to kick your ass tonight?" Heenan said, "What the hell are you talking about?" Austin said, "I'm talking about Hulk Hogan kicking your ass. Well, maybe not Hulk Hogan himself, but what about oh…say…ten mini-Hulks. The mini-Hulk's began surrounding Heenan and he started to back away, but backing into Austin's chest. Heenan turned around and Austin said, "I think I'll help get 'em started." Austin then hit Heenan with the Stone Cold Stunner and the mini-Hulks jumped on Heenan and began to hit and kick him. Austin left the ring as the midgets continued to beat on Heenan as the show went to commercial.

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The Hart Foundation defeated Cowboy Bob Orton and Dirty Dick Slater (with Col. Robert Parker) in 5:03 by pinfall when Hart pinned Slater after the Hart Attack in a qualifying match for the gauntlet match at LCW SuperClash. After the match, The Hart Foundation hit Col. Robert Parker with the Hart Attack as well.

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LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard (with Baby Doll) defeated Outback Jack in 2:59 by pinfall after the slingshot suplex. After the match, Blanchard got on the microphone and said, "You've got to be kidding me. (pointing to Outback Jack) What is this crap? I'm the LCW Heritage Champion and I'm being forced to wrestle this garbage." Blanchard put a few boots to Jack before continuing, "There's got to be someone in the back that can compete with me. Next week, I want some real competition or I'm out of here. I've asked the Chairman (Christian Calaway) and he said it's LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel's decision. Bockwinkel, I'm telling you right now, get me some competition or I'm out of here." Blanchard threw down the microphone and left the ring with Baby Doll.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko announced that Big Van Vader had suffered a minor concussion and had slightly injured his neck, but other than that he was fine and would still appear at the LCW SuperClash pay-per-view on July 1, 2007, to challenge LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff.

In the back, Harley Race was shown making his way through the corridor for his upcoming match with Jack Brisco.

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Harley Race wrestled Jack Brisco to a no contest in 6:02 after LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff interfered and attacked them both with the Russian Sickle clothesline.

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Brother Love came out for "The Brother Love Show" interview segment and introduced his guests Diamond Dallas Page and Kimberly Page who came out separately. Kimberly challenged Page to a match at the LCW SuperClash pay-per-view on July 1, 2007. Page said, "I've had just about enough of you and your crap. One minute you love me, one minute you can't stand me. I've had enough and I just want you out of my life once and for all." Kimberly responded by saying, "Then, accept my challenge. If you win, I'll leave LCW." Page accepted the challenge and asked who his opponent would be and Kimberly said, "You'll find out at SuperClash." Page said, "That's fine. If that's the game you want to play we can do the whole mystery opponent thing, but let me warn you right here and right now: until SuperClash, you had better just stay out of my way or bad things will happen." Kimberly said, "Like what?" Page said, "Try me and find out." Kimberly said, "Oooh, I'm really scared. Whatever." Page turned to leave and Kimberly flipped him off behind his back, but Page could see her in the LegendsTron. Page hit Kimberly with the Diamond Cutter. Page got in her face and said, "I could see you in the LegendsTron, you stupid…" Page stopped himself and said, "You know, I'm not going there. I'm going to let that one slide. I'll give you that for free, but the next time you try to do something behind my back, the cops will be dragging me away for spousal abuse. Try not to be so obviously stupid, next time. I'll see you at SuperClash and if you get in my way before then you will definitely feel the…BANG!"

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From the broadcast booth, Hugh Heffner via satellite announced that he had selected Baby Doll as his pick to appear in Playboy. LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out with Baby Doll on his arm and got in the ring. Calaway said, "I don't know if you've heard, Hef but Baby Doll isn't some common Playboy whore. She's the Perfect 10." Heffner said that this was a tremendous opportunity for Baby Doll. Calaway said, "You offered her a spread in the magazine in the '80s and she wasn't interested then and she isn't interested now." Heffner asked Baby Doll to consider it because it could make her a bigger star than she already is. Calaway said, "How? By degrading herself? By being exploited? By having her daughters be ashamed to look her? I don’t think so, Hef. As a matter of fact, I really don't like you coming around here trying to exploit the ladies in Legends Championship Wrestling. If you want to come into LCW why don't you get into a wrestling ring so I can kick your old, perverted ass!" Heffner said, "Maybe I'll do just that. Why don't I come on Showdown next week and we can settle this in person?" Calaway said, "I would welcome the opportunity, but understand this: you get out of your big bed, you take off your pajamas and put on some clothes like a real man, you leave that mansion and step into this ring, you're stepping into my world and I will end you in my world." Heffner said, "We'll see about that. See you next week." Heffner took off his lapel microphone and walked off camera. Calaway lowered the microphone, looked at Baby Doll and said, "Is he really coming here?" Baby Doll said, "I think so." Calaway said into the microphone, "Fine, fine. Heffner, you want to come here, to my house, on my show, next week you're going to be in for the surprise of your life."

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LCW World Tag Team Champions The Wild Samoans (with Gary Hart) defeated The Islanders and Demolition in 6:15 in a triple threat match when Wild Samoan Sika pinned Tama after the Samoan Drop. Haku walked out without Tama, leaving him alone in the ring.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin who was with Precious and laid down an open challenge to anyone to face him at the LCW SuperClash pay-per-view on July 1, 2007.

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The Powers of Pain (with Paul Jones) defeated The Fantastics in 5:40 by pinfall when The Warlord pinned Tommy Rogers after a running powerslam in a qualifying match for the gauntlet match at LCW SuperClash. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko announced that The Powers of Pain and The Hart Foundation had now qualified for the gauntlet match at LCW SuperClash.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Lex Luger and Madusa Micelli. Madusa said Luger was too proud to ask, but she wasn't. Madusa said Luger needed help. Madusa challenged The Nasty Boys to a match at SuperClash. Billy Jack Haynes, Ken Patera, Paul Orndorff, Hillbilly Jim, and Rugged Ron Garvin all appeared and volunteered to be Luger's partner. Luger thanked them all and Madusa said she would let the fans choose online at LegendsChampionshipWrestling.com who Luger's partner should be. They all agreed that was a great idea. Luger thanked them all again and then left with Madusa.

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LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out and stood on the entrance stage and demanded that Rocky Johnson get in the ring. Johnson came out and got in the ring and Calaway said, "Rocky, I'm going to send a very clear message to that spoiled, ungrateful, overrated, sellout son of yours The Rock. Tonight, I'm going to give you the opportunity of a lifetime. You're going to have a match against LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff." Koloff came out and got in the ring with Johnson and Calaway said, "Oh yeah, I forgot something didn't I? It's going to be a handicapped match and Koloff's partner is going to be fellow Entourage member Superstar Billy Graham." Graham came out and joined Koloff and Johnson in the ring. Tony Atlas came out and Calaway stopped him on the entrance way and Calaway said, "Atlas, if you want to keep your job I suggest you get back to the back and stay there because if you interfere you're ass is going to be in the unemployment line tomorrow morning." Atlas stared at Calaway and Calaway said, "Please, call my bluff. I'm begging you to call my bluff." Atlas acquiesced and walked away. Calaway joined Koloff and Graham at ringside for the match.

LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham (with LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway) defeated Rocky Johnson in 4:22 by pinfall when Koloff pinned Johnson after the Russian Sickle clothesline. After the match, Koloff and Graham continued to attack Johnson as Calaway grabbed a steel chair from ringside. As Koloff and Graham held Johnson, Calaway got into the ring and blasted Johnson with the steel chair. Tony Atlas came out and ran to ringside, but Calaway warned him not to get in the ring of he would be fired. Atlas reluctantly and angrily stormed to the back. Calaway blasted Johnson with the steel chair again, busting him wide open. Koloff and Graham dropped Johnson to the mat. Calaway grabbed the microphone and said, "Rock, you won't have a contract until I say so. Tony Atlas, you can come out here and get what's rest of your tag team partner." Calaway, Koloff, and Graham left the ring and passed Tony Atlas on the entrance ramp. Koloff wanted to attack Atlas, but Calaway held him back and the continued on their way. Schiavone and Zbyszko commented as the replay showed what just happened. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Atlas helped Johnson out of the ring and up the entrance ramp.