LCW Showdown Television Results 05.30.07

Showdown (May 30, 2007) live from the Wolstein Center in Cleveland, OH.

If you missed the LCW Uprising pay-per-view last Sunday, click here or visit LCWUprising.com for the complete results.

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LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out and introduced the LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff, the new LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham, and LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard, with Baby Doll, and introduced them "not as Ventura called them, because they're not just my entourage, they are The Entourage! The most elite group in professional wrestling today is assembled in this ring before you and we…are…unstoppable!" The five of them left together.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Showdown and reviewed the LCW Uprising pay-per-view including Hulk Hogan turning on Stone Cold Steve Austin and joining the reunited Heenan Family. Schiavone said, "You know, Hogan joining the nWo in 1996 was shocking, but what happened last Sunday at Uprising was sickening because for over twenty years, Heenan has tried countless times to destroy Hulkamania. He tried to do it last year here in Legends Championship Wrestling. He got Hogan suspended, he set him up, he made everyone think Hogan was abusing steroids. And we find out last Sunday at Uprising that that was a setup too and a setup that Hogan knew about all along and was involved in? I just can't believe Hogan would align himself with Bobby Heenan of all people. Talk about aligning yourself with the devil." Zbyszko said, "Well, you know all I can say is that the devil you know is better than the devil you don't know. Maybe Hogan can't trust Heenan and maybe Heenan can't trust Hogan, but at least they know they can't trust each other and I guess they can feed off each other like the parasites they both are. All that matters now in my opinion is that Hogan has made an enemy out of Stone Cold Steve Austin. I don't think him joining forces with Heenan was the mistake. I think Hogan making an enemy of Austin was the mistake. Maybe the biggest mistake Hogan's ever made. Worse even than the fingerpoke of doom." Schiavone said, "Well, he wasn't the only one responsible for that." Zbyszko countered saying, "Oh come on, he had more creative control than God did in creating the heavens and the earth." Schiavone quickly changed the subject and talked about the return of The Rock and Zbyszko said, "Talk about making enemies and making a mistake. What the hell was the Chairman (of the Board Christian Calaway) thinking when he confronted The Rock at Uprising?" Schiavone agreed that that may have been a mistake and noted that The Rock did meet with the LCW Board of Directors concerning a contract, but no details had been released regarding his current status with Legends Championship Wrestling.

Lex Luger (with Madusa Micelli) defeated Killer Khan (with Mr. Fuji) in 5:57 by submission with the Torture Rack. During the match, Mr. Fuji hit Luger with his cane and held him in position so Khan could spit his mist in Luger's eyes, but Luger moved out of the way and Khan accidentally spit his mist in Fuji's face. Luger then put Khan in the Torture Rack for the submission and the win. After the match, The Nasty Boys came out and attacked Lex Luger while Missy Hyatt and Madusa Micelli brawled until LCW security officials came out and pulled The Nasty Boys off of Luger and out of the ring and separated Madusa and Missy.

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Mean Gene Okerlund came out and introduced LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel who announced that at LCW SuperClash on July 1, 2007, LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff would defend his title against the Board of Director's pick to be the new number one contender…former LCW Universal Champion…Big Van Vader! Bockwinkel said no one else deserved a shot at the most important title in LCW at the biggest show of the year more than Vader. Harley Race and Big Van Vader approached Bockwinkel and thanked him and thanked the Board of Directors for the opportunity. Vader said he had the title once and he wanted it again and he was going to.

In the back, from his office, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway, surrounded by members of the Entourage, was on speakerphone with the Board of Directors and demanded to know the status of The Rock's contract. On the other end of the line, Bruno Sammartino said the contract hadn't yet been signed, but it was in the works. Calaway said he didn't want The Rock in Legends Championship Wrestling and if they didn't want a fleet of his lawyers down their throat they wouldn't let The Rock sign a contract. Calaway slammed his fist down on the phone, hanging it up. Calaway turned to LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and said, "I just wanted to say that I am so proud of you. Last Sunday night, you turned back the challenge of Jesse Ventura and hopefully we're heard that last of that guy. I can see the cuts and bruises from, what I have to say was perhaps the most brutal and bloody match I've ever seen in that Chained Fury chain match last Sunday night. Now, you've got the night off tonight, but there is one thing we need to do something about. Actually, one person we need to do something about."

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Demolition wrestled The Islanders to a no contest in 5:16 in a number one contenders match for the LCW World Tag Team Championships after Tama accidentally hit Haku with a flying forearm and knocked him out of the ring. When Haku regained his senses, he walked out of the match. Tama followed after him, but Haku continued to walk away.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Kimberly Page who explained why she slapped Diamond Dallas Page and walked out on him last Sunday at the LCW Uprising pay-per-view after he lost to Ted DiBiase. Kimberly said, "Listen, first of all, I want to thank all the people who have voted for me on LegendsChampionshipWrestling.com and who want me to appear in Playboy, but because of Page losing and embarrassing me in front of Hugh Heffner last Sunday, I don't think that's going to happen because the decision is still up to Mr. Heffner. Here's the deal, I've stood by for far too long while Page got all the glory and all the attention and while he continues to let me down and be a disappointment. It ended last Sunday night, but something else also began, something that's going to continue tonight and straight on through SuperClash."

In the back, Demolition confronted LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel and Demolition Ax said, "That was crap and you know it. A no contest? What are the referees around here smoking? The Islanders should have been counted out and we should have gotten the title shot at SuperClash." Nick Bockwinkel said they were absolutely right and he would think of a way to make it up to them. Demoltion Ax said, "You had better think quickly because if we don't have a title shot by the end of the night, I know a certain referee who's not going to live to see tomorrow morning."

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LCW Television Champion Ted DiBiase (with Virgil) defeated Diamond Dallas Page in 7:20 by pinfall with a schoolboy rollup after Kimberly Page interfered and hit Page with a low blow. As Kimberly walked away and Page looked on in pain, Kimberly said, "It's only the beginning, Page. It's only the beginning."

In the back, Stone Cold Steve Austin arrived in his pickup truck and headed for the ring.

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Mean Gene Okerlund came out and introduced Stone Cold Steve Austin who came out and joined Okerlund in the ring. Austin posed in the ring and then grabbed the microphone from Okerlund and stared at him until Okerlund took the hint and left the ring. "Last Sunday night, I did a favor for someone. Now that's something I do that often." The audience began to chant "What?!" Do favors for people. "What?!" Give 'em a hand. "What?!" Help 'em out. "What?!" What I'm trying to say is that in general I don't like helping people. But I did it anyway and I was quickly reminded why I don't do favors for people. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. I didn't trust Hulk Hogan. "What?!" I never trusted Hulk Hogan. "What?!" Hell, I don't trust anyone. "What?!" I don't even like most of the sons of bitches in the back and he's at the top of my list. But I didn't like Heenan, either. "What?!" He's a weasel. "What?!" He's a rat bastard. "What?!" He's a snake in the grass, slimy son of a bitch! Anyway, I was looking for a fight and since I'm not allowed to touch that son of a bitch Chairman Christian Calaway I thought I would help Hogan by kicking Bobby Heenan's ass for him. But instead of a fight, I got caught in a trap and you know what, that really pisses me off! Hogan, the last thing you ever want to do is get on my bad side. Well, brother (mocking Hogan), you bald, stupid son of a bitch, you are most definitely on my bad side now. Hogan, you made a big mistake last Sunday when you attacked me. Do you really think you can attack me from behind and just walk away. Do you really think you can have two fat, smelly bastards like King Kong Bundy and One Man Gang attack me and think it's just going to be forgotten. And do you think you can have that slimy little weasel Bobby Heenan pin me and think it's something I'm just going to let go. Let me make one thing perfect clear: Hulkamania lives…for now, but mark my words, it's living on borrowed time. You know, my new girlfriend just loves soap operas. And she loves that "Days of our Lives" more than any other one. I tell you that Hogan, because just like the sands through the hourglass so are the moments before I get you in this ring and whoop your ass! Heenan, you and Hogan wanna be buddies now, you wanna be friends. That's fine. Have your fun. If you don't want to end Hulkamania anymore, Heenan, then I'll do it for you. As far as I'm concerned Hogan spit on Hulkamania and all his little Hulkamanaics again last Sunday night so it's dead already. Now, the only thing left to do is take out the biggest Hulkamanaic of them all. Now, I'm not some nancy pansy who likes to throw parties, except maybe the occasional beer bash. But I've talk to some people and I decided to hold a little funeral for Hulkamania next week on Showdown and everybody's invited especially you Hogan. Hell, maybe we can make it a double funeral. Or don't show up, I don't give a damn. Hogan, the only thing you need to worry about is knowing that I've got you in my sights. You're like a ten point buck and I'm going to sit back on my new ranch with your stupid, bald head stuffed and mounted over my mantel if it's the last thing I do! And that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so!"

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In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel who announced that next week on Showdown, LCW World Tag Team Champions The Wild Samoans would defend the titles against Demolition and The Islanders in a triple threat match. Bockwinkel said, "And while we're talking about the LCW World Tag Team Championship, at LCW SuperClash we're going to have new number one contenders for the titles as well. Over the next three weeks on Showdown there will be six tag team matches and the winners of each other those matches will take part in a six-team gauntlet match at LCW SuperClash on July 1, 2007, to determine the new number one contenders after SuperClash."

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko announced that Playboy's Hugh Heffner will announce his pick for the Playboy photo shoot next week on Showdown.

In the parking lot, Big Van Vader and Harley Race were packing their bags into their rental car and preparing to leave the arena when LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff appeared and blasted Race, knocking him out, with the title belt and then attacked Vader hitting him with the Russian Sickle clothesline. Koloff them picked Vader up and hit him with a powerbomb on the asphalt. Security officials ran out and pulled Koloff away and medical officials rushed to check on Vader and an ambulance arrived as the show went off the air.